Brother2 sent me this interview with the subject line 'The Most Tragic Love Story Of Our Time'. Unrelatedly, Ryan has a new hairstyle. I wrote this while watching the performance show today. No spoilers for performances.

Don't look at it like it's forever; [Ryan/Simon PG, no warnings, 450 words]
( And it won't be long before you and me run )

Title: We'll Be Right Back After This Break
Fandom: American Idol
Pairing: Ryan/Simon RPF
Rating/Warnings: Hard R for explicit sexual content, no other warnings
Length: 1,500 words
Disclaimer: Ryan and Simon belong to themselves.
Summary: Simon shows, Ryan tells. And then Simon tells, because he's still not sure Ryan is getting the picture. Post-ep ( Read more... )

I'm not actually convinced I enjoy posting fic. It just feeds my insomnia, and there is work tomorrow. And if other assistant manager calls in sick again I may punch things. But instead my head hurts from editing and I have posted fic rather than sleeping. This may be not-so-latent masochism. Anyway. Done now. Just Idol-AU and so much West Wing and ( Read more... )

I'm sure everyone's already seen this but: Joss in talks to direct The Avengers. (Marvel Comics, not the British TV series. As I had to explain twice today.) Joss directing RDJ! However as I told Brother2, I'll get excited when it happens, and when it sells. We've done this part before.

Britney Spears releases photos of herself pre and post ( Read more... )

Title: Loan Shark
Fandom: American Idol
Pairing: Ryan/Simon RPF
Rating: PG
Length: 1,100 words
Disclaimer: Ryan and Simon belong to themselves.
Summary: Wherein Simon does have to ask Ryan to borrow money, and Ryan takes full advantage. Ten dollars is ten dollars.
AN: Loosely inspired by Ryan's comments on Ellen and a desire to write something less ( Read more... )

Guys I miss when American Idol made me happy and not awkward. Although perhaps I am misremembering S7 (my first season) as a golden age because it had kissing and only slightly awkward hetero-reassertion as opposed to actively backing away hetero-reassertion which fools no one. Everyone just seems kind of angry. And yet no one is writing me angry ( Read more... )

Do you know what two things I don't need to happen on the same day? My brother to get food poisoning and not to be able to visit me, and my boss's boss's boss to phone me and tell me that I didn't get the job I applied for. I'm too tired for this ( Read more... )

Stop picking songs that will be awkward/ironic/make you cry and have a crack in your voice in the event you have to sing them again because you were eliminated. Watching through my fingers, you guys. Why do I watch this show?

Also: futuresoon made me Avatar: TLA art for help_haiti. It is awesome and stars Zuko being BFFs with the gang at a picnic and it makes me ( Read more... )

Being my collected fictional efforts this week, excepting the help_haiti fics already posted. I was sort of pleased with these, and a little alarmed, when I was sitting two hours from deadline with two het pieces (both female-POV), one M/M/F threesome and one solo female. This was not at all like me and PornBattle, so I wrote two crossovers: one M/M slash ( Read more... )

I'm about to write my end-of-year memes but this part first.

First first:
Thank you to ebcdic for the incredibly cute card! I think it might have got redirected because I only got it once I got back to the flat, but it's lovely.
And
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